This weekend I have to go to Nashville to turn myself in. It's not terrible, I apparently had a suspended license from failing to pay a parking ticket, and then I got a misdemeanor, blah, blah, blah. Supposedly if I show up on Friday morning and pay them a bunch of money, it won't go on my record. Of course, it does involve getting mugshots taken and getting fingerprinted, and I have to be honest, I'm about to hyperventilate right now thinking about it. Luckily (?) I have a friend who had this happen to her, so I'm not quite as stressed because she told me what to expect.
Anyway, the point is, on Saturday, I'm going to be ready to stick it to the man, and I want to go out and get supremely hammered. So, if anyone wants to go with, and by anyone, I mean anyone who lives near Nashville, let me know. Because if I have a shitty time, I may not be back to visit for a long while. (You assholes know you would miss me, stop rolling your eyes.)
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Hopefully, your legal proceedings went as planned and your celebratory imbibe-ment went more spontaneously, or is that vice versa?. I just hope that you made it back home in time for a Veteran's Day episode of Chuck.
Unfortunately, I won't know about my legal issues until this Friday (day after tomorrow). And damn it, I did watch Chuck, damn that glowing box. I don't know what happened though, I blacked out.
That's it, I'm watching Chuck from now on.
I'm serious, I'm watching tonight.
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