Don't go in there.

I like cigarettes because I can breathe smoke like a dragon.
I knew they were speaking French, but Heather didn't. Algerian?
I wanted an eye patch when my eye was red because it would make me look like a pirate.
There was a piece of shell in my shrimp sushi. I didn't eat anymore of the shrimp roll.
I like to decorate cupcakes.
I am dreading my class tonight.
I haven't finished my coffee yet.
I have to pick up a prescription at lunchtime. And rubber gloves.
I finished the crossword and sudoku puzzles yesterday.
It stresses me out when people do the crossword in pen.
Tidy up, not pick up.
There's half a chocolate doughnut on my desk. It's stale.
I got a call from Fort Lauderdale from some guy who wanted to tell me about an offer for an exciting vacation to Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
I used to live in Miami.
That was a mistake.
Da Place.
I'm at work and I hate it.
I need to request my transcripts today.
I played drunk charades the other night.
I have a very sick mind.
They wouldn't let me put beastiality. They said that was too hard to act out.
Apparently hairy ball sac is easy, though.

Snow.

It snowed.
I'm cold.
Stayed inside all day.
It was beautiful I'm told.
And at least
I'm not in the northeast.
I don't want to see
two feet at my 2 feet.
Ice on the street,
I guess I didn't think.
I fell
on my tail,
also skinned my left knee.
What do you think?
Will I have
a scab?
Or will it be a bright
white scar to match the right?
This winter sucks.
The weather can fuck
off.